The Real Taglines of Every Housewife: A comprehensive ranking of all 509 Real Housewive taglines... Enjoy!
508
If you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen.
502
If you'd like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.
496
My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny.
491
No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.
489
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
486
People have a hard time saying no to me and that’s just been my blessing.
481
When you know who you are, you have nothing to prove.
472
No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
469
I deserve only the best... I'm worth it!
459
You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
456
I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
452
I always follow my intuition, and let the angels do the rest.
449
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, Champagne is
445
Life is a journey, not a competition
442
I love having a younger man in my life.
440
I love tradition but I’m no traditional housewife.
435
In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.
432
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time.
430
It doesn't matter what happens in life, I do it my way.
426
I’ve turned each painful ending into a big, beautiful beginning
423
I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.
422
I still get pampered, I still get treated like a princess. I deserve it.
421
I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.
418
I don't make money, I spend money.
415
You know what, I'm living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.
412
In the OC, it's easier to fit in but much more fun to stand out.
411
Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher
397
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
394
When you finally fall on your feet, people will still try to bring you down
392
Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
388
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good.
385
DC is my town and I thrive in it
381
When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.
372
Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
361
Gamble on me and you’re sure to win.
358
I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.
355
I may look like a jetsetter, but my feet are firmly on the ground.
351
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
349
My husband may be a rock star but now it’s my turn to shine, shine, shine!
346
When you’re named after the hottest planet, things are sure to get fiery.
338
Darling, I don't just plan the party; I am the party.
335
I may run with the wolf pack but I tread my own path.
333
Honesty and integrity are my favorite accessories.
332
Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
327
Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.
326
Style is an attitude, not something you can buy.
324
I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.
319
Some people have ups and downs- I have roller coaster rides!
311
I have always wanted things. I crave money.
308
85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
307
He's pretty much keeping me.
306
It's just money, you can't take it with you.
303
Watch out world, because I'm shining brighter than ever
300
I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
299
Don't call me a princess, call me the boss.
295
If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
292
My fabulous life comes down to love and laughter- not luck.
290
Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon.
273
I can handle a baby, and women who act like one
272
I might be a doctor, but don't test my patience.
269
I give people enough rope to hang themselves, and the smart people don't.
266
It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
259
If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
256
I'm not afraid of a little jab, and the ones I give are the best.
249
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
247
I love money and now I'm loving life.
241
I save my best pot-stirring for the kitchen.
235
Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
233
I'm no fool, but I don't mind acting like one
231
I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.
222
I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
195
Are the police involved?
182
Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me.
176
Life is like tennis: You can win at singles, but doubles is always more fun.
174
When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds.
173
Fake news I can handle. Fake people? Not in this life
168
I deal in fact not friction.
150
I’ll give you my opinion, but you’d better be ready to hear it.
132
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
131
Yes I'm a flirt but home is where my heart is.
113
Make light of me all you want, but I’m still going to shine!
98
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
95
I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it.
93
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
72
Persistence is king and I'm the queen of it.
41
Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
40
If you’re offended by what I say, imagine what I’m thinking.
37
I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.
23
This little flower is no shrinking violet!
21
God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
16
I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?
14
I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.
