The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the NYC franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms.
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms. - Cindy Barshop
490
I never feel guilty about being privileged.
I never feel guilty about being privileged. - LuAnn de Lesseps
485
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception.
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception. - Tinsley Mortimer
483
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla!
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla! - Heather Thomson
478
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything. - Alex McCord
453
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla!
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla! - Heather Thomson
447
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style. - Sonja Morgan
441
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?!
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?! - Tinsley Mortimer
438
New York City is my playground.
New York City is my playground. - Bethenny Frankel
437
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right. - Ramona Singer
427
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life. - LuAnn de Lesseps
420
I've created a great life, and I love living it.
I've created a great life, and I love living it. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
419
The only thing I'll settle for is more.
The only thing I'll settle for is more. - Ramona Singer
416
I run with a fabulous circle of people.
I run with a fabulous circle of people. - Jill Zarin
410
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am.
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am. - Leah McSweeney
404
Game, set, now I need a match.
Game, set, now I need a match. - Tinsley Mortimer
403
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote. - Carole Radziwill
401
I plead guilty to being fabulous.
I plead guilty to being fabulous. - LuAnn de Lesseps
386
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City. - Aviva Drescher
380
I don’t need to find love, I love myself.
I don’t need to find love, I love myself. - Ramona Singer
371
I've always had opinions, but now people know it.
I've always had opinions, but now people know it. - Alex McCord
366
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started.
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started. - LuAnn de Lesseps
348
I give Uptown a whole new attitude.
I give Uptown a whole new attitude. - Dorinda Medley
340
I plan for the future but live in the moment.
I plan for the future but live in the moment. - Carole Radziwill
339
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it. - Jill Zarin
336
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. - Ramona Singer
330
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything.
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything. - Carole Radziwill
305
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say? - Sonja Morgan
296
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac. - Ramona Singer
280
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand.
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand. - Sonja Morgan
246
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar.
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar. - Sonja Morgan
227
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time. - Ramona Singer
225
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me.
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me. - Bethenny Frankel
223
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up. - LuAnn de Lesseps
209
All play and no work makes me a happy girl.
All play and no work makes me a happy girl. - Carole Radziwill
208
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with? - Ramona Singer
205
A little Sonja will spice up any party.
A little Sonja will spice up any party. - Sonja Morgan
203
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally.
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally. - LuAnn de Lesseps
197
Pretty is smarter than you think.
Pretty is smarter than you think. - Kristen Taekman
196
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me.
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me. - Sonja Morgan
194
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas. - Bethenny Frankel
191
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
184
I'm sex positive and BS negative.
I'm sex positive and BS negative. - Leah McSweeney
159
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy.
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy. - Sonja Morgan
158
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me! - Jules Wainstein
151
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong.
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong. - Bethenny Frankel
143
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh. - Dorinda Medley
142
I have a big heart, but little patience.
I have a big heart, but little patience. - Dorinda Medley
121
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty! - Kristen Taekman
116
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are!
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are! - Dorinda Medley
115
The most interesting people make the best headlines.
The most interesting people make the best headlines. - LuAnn de Lesseps
110
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla! - Heather Thomson
102
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom. - Sonja Morgan
98
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. - Carole Radziwill
93
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything. - Eboni K. Williams
89
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem. - Dorinda Medley
86
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss. - Bethenny Frankel
82
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot. - Tinsley Mortimer
81
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. - Dorinda Medley
80
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem. - Ramona Singer
71
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time! - Ramona Singer
62
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch. - Leah McSweeney
58
One should know... Never count out the Countess.
One should know... Never count out the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
56
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real. - Bethenny Frankel
54
There's nothing grey about my gardens.
There's nothing grey about my gardens. - Sonja Morgan
53
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress. - Ramona Singer
51
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen. - Carole Radziwill
49
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level. - LuAnn de Lesseps
48
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! - Ramona Singer
44
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife. - LuAnn de Lesseps
38
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in.
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in. - Sonja Morgan
36
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste! - Ramona Singer
24
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice. - Dorinda Medley
15
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right? - Sonja Morgan
11
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg. - Aviva Drescher
5
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps