I plan for the future but live in the moment.

Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.

If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me.

A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!

Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are!

If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?

If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.