I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it.

This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.

My blessings are many, and my patience is none.

If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.

The only thing messier than two boys is me.

The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.

The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.