Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side.

I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own

Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take.

You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting.

The only thing messier than two boys is me.

Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin.