I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too.

When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time.

I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it.

The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat.

Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started.

Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC.