The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the New Jersey franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. - Caroline Manzo
505
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen. - Kathy Wakile
504
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl.
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl. - Dolores Catania
499
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down. - Amber Marchese
498
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss.
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss. - Melissa Gorga
494
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone.
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone. - Jackie Goldschneider
488
I live a life that most girls only dream of.
I live a life that most girls only dream of. - Melissa Gorga
487
I can hold my own. I am my own person.
I can hold my own. I am my own person. - Jacqueline Laurita
484
We're old school, we believe in respect.
We're old school, we believe in respect. - Kathy Wakile
477
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste.
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste. - Teresa Giudice
476
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color - Melissa Gorga
468
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. - Teresa Giudice
466
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are.
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are. - Teresa Giudice
463
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all. - Melissa Gorga
461
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect.
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect. - Jennifer Aydin
460
If you can’t take the truth, sue me.
If you can’t take the truth, sue me. - Margaret Josephs
459
You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
458
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me. - Kathy Wakile
414
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look. - Jacqueline Laurita
413
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth.
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth. - Caroline Manzo
405
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
Life is short, I have no time for drama. - Caroline Manzo
400
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life. - Jackie Goldschneider
393
I say, when you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose.
I say, when you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose. - Margaret Josephs
388
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good.
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good. - Teresa Giudice
376
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me.
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me. - Dolores Catania
374
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit - Jennifer Aydin
373
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret.
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret. - Melissa Gorga
368
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric - Jackie Goldschneider
362
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face. - Dolores Catania
360
You don't have to pay me a compliment, but you do have to pay me respect.
You don't have to pay me a compliment, but you do have to pay me respect. - Jackie Goldschneider
350
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down.
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down. - Teresa Giudice
334
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it.
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it. - Jacqueline Laurita
310
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff.
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff. - Jacqueline Laurita
294
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind.
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind. - Dolores Catania
283
I don't start the drama, but I will stop the show.
I don't start the drama, but I will stop the show. - Dolores Catania
281
Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey.
Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey. - Melissa Gorga
278
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate.
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate. - Margaret Josephs
263
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible - Dolores Catania
260
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout.
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout. - Melissa Gorga
255
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss. - Melissa Gorga
238
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book. - Melissa Gorga
234
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. - Danielle Staub
228
The only life I envy is my own.
The only life I envy is my own. - Melissa Gorga
226
I have a new king, but I'm still the queen of New Jersey.
I have a new king, but I'm still the queen of New Jersey. - Teresa Giudice
220
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right.
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right. - Siggy Flicker
200
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel. - Jennifer Aydin
193
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them.
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them. - Teresa Giudice
185
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party.
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party. - Margaret Josephs
177
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. - Siggy Flicker
157
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on.
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on. - Dina Manzo
130
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have.
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have. - Teresa Giudice
120
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way.
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way. - Teresa Giudice
119
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love. - Teresa Giudice
114
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me.
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me. - Caroline Manzo
107
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run. - Jacqueline Laurita
101
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice. - Margaret Josephs
92
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them. - Teresa Giudice
70
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches! - Dina Manzo
31
My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat.
My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat. - Jennifer Aydin