Every Real Housewive Tagline ranked!!

The Real Taglines of Every Housewife: A comprehensive ranking of all 509 Real Housewive taglines... Enjoy!

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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you

- Kelly Dodd

Season 12, OC

I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing.

- Kandi Burruss

Season 5, Atlanta

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

- Carole Radziwill

Season 6, NYC

In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.

- Carlton Gebbia

Season 4, Beverly Hills

The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.

- Lisa Vanderpump

Season 8, Beverly Hills

I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it.

- Janet Roach

Season 5, Melbourne

I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.

- Eileen Davidson

Season 6, Beverly Hills

I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.

- Eboni K. Williams

Season 13, NYC

I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.

- Teresa Giudice

Season 7, New Jersey

I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking.

- Gizelle Bryant

Season 5, Potomac

Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you.

- Kenya Moore

Season 8, Atlanta

If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.

- Dorinda Medley

Season 11, NYC

Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!

- Shereé Whitfield

Season 10, Atlanta

When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury.

- Phaedra Parks

Season 7, Atlanta

If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

- Bethenny Frankel

Season 9, NYC

I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice.

- Porsha Williams

Season 13, Atlanta

These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.

- Tamra Judge

Season 14, OC

My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either.

- Tamra Judge

Season 11, OC

A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.

- Tinsley Mortimer

Season 9, NYC

I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.

- Dorinda Medley

Season 12, NYC

If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.

- Ramona Singer

Season 4, NYC

I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.

- Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Season 9, Beverly Hills

My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.

- Denise Richards

Season 10, Beverly Hills

I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous.

- Kenya Moore

Season 12, Atlanta

Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.

- Lisa Vanderpump

Season 5, Beverly Hills

I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds

- Monique Samuels

Season 2, Potomac

The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.

- Karen Huger

Season 6, Potomac

In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything.

- Karen Huger

Season 1, Potomac

Persistence is king and I'm the queen of it.

- Gina Liano

Season 3, Melbourne

Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!

- Ramona Singer

Season 6, NYC

I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!

- Dina Manzo

Season 6, New Jersey

I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class.

- NeNe Leakes

Season 12, Atlanta

My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler.

- Lisa Rinna

Season 7, Beverly Hills

If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.

- Mary Cosby

Season 2, Salt Lake City

Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it.

- Karen Huger

Season 5, Potomac

The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial

- Shannon Beador

Season 12, OC

The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.

- Gizelle Bryant

Season 6, Potomac

Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.

- Shannon Beador

Season 11, OC

I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.

- Leah McSweeney

Season 12, NYC

When I walk into the room, I own it.

- NeNe Leakes

Season 4, Atlanta

Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.

- Lisa Vanderpump

Season 3, Beverly Hills

I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife.

- Eva Marcille

Season 11, Atlanta

One should know... Never count out the Countess.

- LuAnn de Lesseps

Season 7, NYC

I've got heels that are higher than your standards.

- Kameron Westcott

Season 3, Dallas

I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.

- Bethenny Frankel

Season 7, NYC

I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way!

- Porsha Williams

Season 8, Atlanta

There's nothing grey about my gardens.

- Sonja Morgan

Season 9, NYC

I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.

- Ramona Singer

Season 7, NYC

I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid.

- Lea Black

Season 2, Miami

I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.

- Carole Radziwill

Season 5, NYC

I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

- Erika Girardi

Season 7, Beverly Hills

I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.

- LuAnn de Lesseps

Season 12, NYC

Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!

- Ramona Singer

Season 10, NYC

Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.

- Monique Samuels

Season 5, Potomac

Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone.

- Cynthia Bailey

Season 9, Atlanta

Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.

- Phaedra Parks

Season 8, Atlanta

The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.

- LuAnn de Lesseps

Season 9, NYC

I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.

- Kenya Moore

Season 5, Atlanta

You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.

- Lisa Rinna

Season 5, Beverly Hills

Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.

- Jeana Keough

Season 5, OC

If you’re offended by what I say, imagine what I’m thinking.

- Janet Roach

Season 4, Melbourne

I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore.

- Kenya Moore

Season 9, Atlanta

My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in.

- Sonja Morgan

Season 7, NYC

I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.

- Gina Liano

Season 4, Melbourne

I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!

- Ramona Singer

Season 9, NYC

I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.

- Eileen Davidson

Season 7, Beverly Hills

My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do.

- Lisa Rinna

Season 6, Beverly Hills

Before you judge me, you better be perfect.

- Vicki Gunvalson

Season 11, OC

I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey.

- NeNe Leakes

Season 5, Atlanta

My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat.

- Jennifer Aydin

Season 12, New Jersey

I am the glue for my wig and my family!

- NeNe Leakes

Season 11, Atlanta

Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.

- NeNe Leakes

Season 7, Atlanta

When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!

- Shannon Beador

Season 10, OC

This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes!

- Porsha Williams

Season 12, Atlanta

Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street

- Gizelle Bryant

Season 2, Potomac

Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular

- Karen Huger

Season 2, Potomac

I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.

- Dorinda Medley

Season 9, NYC

This little flower is no shrinking violet!

- Pettifleur Berenger

Season 2, Melbourne

I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.

- Eileen Davidson

Season 5, Beverly Hills

God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

- Alexis Bellino

Season 6, OC

I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.

- Erika Girardi

Season 6, Beverly Hills

I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.

- Porsha Williams

Season 9, Atlanta

You can't always get what you want, but I can.

- Phaedra Parks

Season 9, Atlanta

The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs.

- Lisa Vanderpump

Season 7, Beverly Hills

I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?

- Pettifleur Berenger

Season 3, Melbourne

If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?

- Sonja Morgan

Season 8, NYC

I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.

- Janet Roach

Season 3, Melbourne

I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read.

- Shamari DeVoe

Season 11, Atlanta

10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!

- NeNe Leakes

Season 10, Atlanta

When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.

- Aviva Drescher

Season 6, NYC

I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized

- Tamra Judge

Season 12, OC

Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.

- Erika Girardi

Season 8, Beverly Hills

Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.

- Kim Fields

Season 8, Atlanta

If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.

- Gizelle Bryant

Season 3, Potomac

Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.

- Kandi Burruss

Season 10, Atlanta

If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.

- LuAnn de Lesseps

Season 8, NYC

I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

- Lisa Vanderpump

Season 6, Beverly Hills

I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.

- Lisa Rinna

Season 8, Beverly Hills

I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.

- NeNe Leakes

Season 2, Atlanta

I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business

- Phaedra Parks

Season 5, Atlanta

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